Adriana Lima Makes Awful Life Choice: Hooks Up With Justin Bieber
Celebrity ![]() Celebrities: they’re just like us. Sometimes they go to parties, get a bit too drunk, and end up hooking up with people who our friends will ridicule us for touching. However, when a celebrity pulls this shit the entire damn world ridicules them, which is exactly what I’m going to do to Adriana Lima now that I know she hooked up with Justin Bieber. The story goes, that Biebs was putting some hardcore moves on Adriana in Cannes (at his age, that means he offered her half of his fruit roll up) and after some drinks Adriana thought: You know what? I would like to make a terrible life choice right now and go from sexy supermodel to drunken child molester.
Videos have surfaced from their night out together and it looks like Bieber is trying to awkwardly dance up on a drunk (and recently single) Adriana. Later that evening, Bieber posted the above pic to his Instagram with the caption: Which I have since found out are lyrics from his song “Confident” which I have never listened to and never plan on listening to. Apparently, the two ended up going home together at 5 a.m., which is around the same time I lost all respect for Adriana Lima. Selena Gomez I can forgive, she’s young and doesn’t know better, but Adriana? She’s a 32-year-old mother. Get your shit together, girl! I don’t fucking understand how Justin Bieber gets all these gorgeous women. I mean, maybe I’d find him attractive if I didn’t think he was such a thunder cunt, but he’s essentially a 20-year-old brat with a dirt ‘stache who’s had maybe one song I can stomach. I’m sorry, but I don’t see the fucking appeal. ALSO, what grown woman with any fucking sense would bang an asshole that wears sunglasses at night?! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, COREY HART! Celebrity Related Content 7 Ways to Promote Your YouTube Channel If you have decided to create a YouTube channel, you need to find the best ways to promote it. After all, if it is not being promoted, people aren’t going to know about it, and you will be simply wasting your time because you won’t be making any money. The real reason why teenagers smoke is not addiction, it’s weight loss Shunning popular beliefs that people smoke cigarettes because they’re addicted to the nicotine, a recent study shows that among teens who are frequent smokers, 46% of girls and 30%of boys smoke to control their weight. Ramos MOS1 Max – When You’re Big, You Got to be Tough, Too With its name alone, you will know right away that this is one big smartphone and it is exactly that, with its screen measuring 6.44 inches. With its built in battery, you can expect that this can easily support your use for more than a day. But, is size everything there is to Ramos MOS1 Max or do you still have something to look out for in this particular handset? HOW TO BUILD MUSCLE AND STRENGTH WITHOUT LIFTING WEIGHTS Give yourself a break from all the heavy lifting and reap the muscle-building benefits of bodyweight exercise. How to Relieve Stress Through Music Did you know there are simple, easy ways to tackle your stress – without spending a fortune? One of the best ways to relieve stress is through music; and we’ve got the science to back it up. |
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