We all know crime doesn't pay, but apparently neither does fake crime-fighting. In this action comedy, Jake Johnson and his New Girl costar Damon Wayans Jr. team up to play a pair of aimless dudes who, after dressing up as police officers for a costume party, keep up the lame badge act long after they should have called it quits. Turns out they're not very adept at answering actual distress calls and busting real bad guys. Good news: They are very, very dirty. ''What I really want people to know is that this movie is a hard R,'' Johnson says. ''We go for it.''